Alright, so I’m just doing this because I have absolutely nothing good to do at the moment with my blog.
However, the main reason why I’m doing this little Photo Evaluation is because Bond seems to be coming back again. YES, after almost 4 years of almost no news, it seems that Bond is finally getting back on their feet, as they are actually releasing their rendition of Vivaldis Four Seaons, which I’m TOTALLY orgasming about in my head at the moment. Skl;jfl;ksdafj;
However, there is some VERY DEPRESSEING news, and trust me, I was almost about to tear up the morning I found out about this.
So we all know about Haylie Ecker right? Well, if you don’t, she’s the 1st violinist for Bond, and is possibly the MOST AMAZING member of the group. She is my IDOL in the violin world, and she inspires me to play and practice my violin. If you have ever watched any of her performances, you will know why she is so amazing. Her stage presence is beyond anything I’ve seen before, and she totally OWNS all the other girls of Bond. She looks amazing, she plays amazingly well, and I think she has the most passion when she plays her music.
Yeah, guess what. She decided to off and have a baby, so now Haylie is being replaced by Elspeth Hanson. Yeah, I like her name and all, but NO, JUST NO. I know little to nothing about this girl, who the fuck is she? Aside from her interesting name, I can’t find any videos that will play in this country with her in it. Honestly, I just can’t imagine any other girl that can bring the excitement and passion to the stage like Haylie can. PLUS, appearance wise, she is SO BORING to look at. I agree, it seems she has a bit of a different ethnicity compared to the other girls, but I just can’t sense any uniqueness in her at all. In fact, she looks like another Eos.
BUT ANYWAY. I apologize, so lets start with the Photo Evaluation, Top Model Style!
Warning, possibly my bitchiest post to date. However, it’s just an over exaggeration, so don’t get offended. Just laugh.

Okay, so first up is our violist Tania on the far left. Tania, I think that out of all the girls, I think you have one of the BEST poses! I mean just look at that, you really worked with your outfit to make it look very nice and flowy. In fact, what I LOVE about you overall is just how your clothes cover up your heels, which really make yourself look like you’re flying in your dress. And is that a new red viola? What happened to your other Violectra viola? Anyway, you really worked it, and I like how you were color coordinated.
However, I do have a few problems with you. What is up with your face and hair? I’ve liked your hair, but here, the blunt bangs just don’t work at all. Please stick to that hairstyle you had during that live performance of Viva at the Classical Brit Awards. Your hair here looks very dead, dull, and boring. Also, your face. It just doesn’t work. You look a bit uncomfortable and unsure of what to do. Plus your arms. Okay, it’s not bad, you could have just been a bit curvier with them.
Uh Gay-yee, I’ve loved you before, but WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! You were always one of the hottest, but I just don’t see anything like that here. Here’s one good point though, I liked how you made your cello more noticeable compared to the other girls and their violins. Then again, that cello is so damn big it’s hard to miss. But anyway, the bad, and there’s a LOT. For one thing, your CLOTHEs. WHAT THE F were you thinking? That green dress is horrendous, and you just don’t work with it. Plus, your heels just DON’T WORK. And, YOUR HAIR!!! What happened to the nice side swept bangs from back then? What’s with this ugly ass hairstyle? I’m sorry, but it just looks really tacky. Now lets see, your face. I’m sorry Gay-yee but what’s going on here? It may not be as bad as Elspeth, but you just look really awkward and confused. I just don’t feel the FIERCENESS in it at all. And as for your pose, I actually kind of like it. However, it doesn’t’ work at all with the girls. You have noticed that the other girls were going for a more flowy flying pose, but you here look like you’re going to slide off or you’re trying to stand up via your cello. It could have been a good pose, if it wasn’t for the horrendousness of everything else and if it was in a different set.
My my MY Eos. I always considered you one of the less attractive and model-esque girl in the group, but here, overall, you ARE AMAZING. For one thing, your pose. Actually, you and Tania are definitely neck to neck on this. For one thing, your ARMS. Even though it’s covered, they just look much more graceful compared to the others. In fact, your pose overall looks very graceful, like your flying, not falling like with Tania. Even though you may be showing your heels, you WORK it, and I feel like buying them now. They’re SEXY now. Oh, and I love your color coordination. It works with the background, and your violin works with the color scheme. It gives a bit of variety, while at the same time, look coordinated, unlike Tania who is all just one color. Now, your HAIR. I never liked your hooker like hair during your debut album performance at Royal Albert Hall, but here, it looks AMAZING. It doesn’t look nasty, and well kept, and it has a very vibrant color scheme to it. But OMG, the best thing with this shot is your FACE. You look so FIERCE and INTENSE, that I can just feel it! AMAZING JOB Eos.
Eww…Elspeth. Okay, you know what, I don’t even really want you in this shot. And honestly, I don’t think you really should be in this damn group, especially since you’re REPLACING HAYLIE. I’m sorry, I just don’t like you here in the group. I may like you if you were somewhere else, but I’m sorry, please get the fuck out of the group. But anyway, judging. You did a good job color coordinating all your clothes. Too bad you chose the color of shit. Your pose. Well, it does kinda work, but you look very out there here, and seem extremely stiff, especially with your right hand. Your hair, nothing interesting. But OH LORD, whats WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!?!? You look like you’re doing on of those really ugly “for fun” pictures teenagers take. Either that, or you had to take a shit or something.
So of course, the winner here is EOS! Congratulations Eos. You will get $2000 to buy Goody a brand new electric violin of your own choice. You also get to beat the crap out of Elspeth, so Haylie can come back. Elspeth can go take care of Haylies baby.
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1. Eos
2. Tania
3. Gay-yee
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25. Elspeth
COME BACK HAYLIE.